User:JESUSWEINER

Biography
JESUS WEINER is a rogue troll on Chatzy, and became infamous amongst Celebrity chatrooms such as 1D and Selena Gomez chat. It is JESUS's mission to put kiddie diddlers and self righteous Bible simps in their rightful place. If you are any of these types of people, just know you are not safe from the wrath of our holy savior of justice, that is JESUS WEINER. Hallelujah, amen.

May 3, 2010 - Let There Be Light
A very young, yet eager little girl decided she wanted to be cool and like everyone else when her Chatzy account was created for the very first time. During this time, she did not troll or even know what trolling was. You see, she was very innocent to the darkness and cringe fest as we know today. This account was used to communicate with good friends and share common interests, you know, the way it should be.

However...

The big drama of the unnamed occurred, which resulted in her account to sit desolate for many years. And during this time, was a period of growth. And upon getting a Nintendo for the first time in late 2014, did she have freedom of access to the worldwide internet and range of the entirety of Chatzy. She began to explore, and during this exploration, she found a quiet, yet cringey place called, 'Jesus Chat'. Quickly dominating the chat as her new home, she knew that she must create a name for herself, that we all know today as, 'JESUS WEINER' or 'JESUS'. It must be noted that most everyone JESUS has socialized with, thought JESUS was a boy, so JESUS went with that, leaving the idea of being a female in the dust.

Jesus Chat
Few users made 'Jesus Chat' active, but it was cringey and full of lukewarm scriptures to justify the self righteous behaviors that was just not okay. JESUS bravely spoke out with the truth, and was quickly outcasted. But that didn't get JESUS down, in fact, that only encouraged this heroic and brave Chatzy user to continue purging the chats of stupidity and ignorance, with facts, intelligence, and a pinch of spiciness.

Catholic Chat
This place honestly wasn't much better than the first, but the activity flourished, and was filled with really nosy users who would ask you 20 questions or more upon your first visit. To get in, you must add your "real" name and location. Now, JESUS isn't that stupid, so quickly had to make up fake names and locations to get in and spread the gospel. A place caked in strict mods and admins, it wasn't long before he got banned, but it's not his fault the whiney residents can't handle the truth.

Catholic Wide Umbrella Chat
A less nosy place, but just as cringe worthy. This site wasn't as active, but the users who did reside here were loyal. JESUS used to go here under different alias' to ask a bunch of intelligent questions, but not all these questions got answered. They did their best, so he will give them that much, I guess. Never did find out why praying to the Heavenly Father got JESUS so hot...

Naruto/Pokemon Sex Chat
Jesus was getting bored with just spreading the gospel in one specific area, so JESUS decided to venture out, wandering the deserts for days, and that was when a homely looking place called, 'Naruto/Pokemon Sex Chat' came into view. For the first time in history, he partnered with a close friend known today, as "Bobert the Disciple". Once again, JESUS chose to go under a different alias, "Raging Whore". And Bobert as, "A Friendly Troll". The two of them exploited the chat for what it was. Everyone thought they were meanie, asshole dicks, but nobody likes the truth, so it was expected.

The residents were very sensitive, and often begged and screamed at the top of their mighty lungs for the brave pair to leave once and for all, but they were grounded and strong against the many horny furries that dwelled there. Eventually, the residents would create a temporary room to escape the revelation, called, "EMERGENCY ROOM". But that didn't stop the users to check back into Naruto/Pokemon Sex chat about every 5 minutes to see if JESUS and BOBERT were gone..

Once an active room, began to deplete rapidly, which only further proved that nobody likes the truth and gospel. JESUS and Bobert did their best to make the room a better place to live, but was only shown hate and abuse in return.

Creepypasta Chat
It must be noted that at this time, JESUS decided it was fun working alongside friends, so a place called, 'TROLLING HEADQUARTERS' was created. A user from Naruto/Pokemon Sex Chat, named Ben Lettuce, found out somehow, and got really butthurt about it, so he told all his friends.

Even though people pretend to despise JESUS and all that he stands for, JESUS truly believes that people secretly admire him and his ideas. And all this came to pass when Ben Lettuce asked JESUS and pals to invade a Chatzy room called, "Creepypasta Chat", because it was full of heathens who gave Ben a hard time.

An insufferable user named, "Arsenic", would send a lot of suspicious links to people they simply disagreed with. And so they weren't prepared for a street smart Chatzy god, named "JESUS" to show up. JESUS had to teach Bobert to not click strange links, but all ended on a rather positive note. The hacker got really pissed and exhausted, because no matter how many times they spammed their link, it just got ignored. JESUS put them in their rightful place, and did his best to kill out the room with logic and facts.

#1 Gay Teen Chat
A room filled with people of all ages, but they all had one thing in common. They were all horny and lonely. It was no surprise that names like, "Daddy's Home", and "13 and Vulnerable" existed in there. JESUS and Bobert got caught up in plenty of chaos and drama, but they could handle it. The same couldn't be said for the mass, however...

During this time, JESUS would find new ways to exploit Chatzy for what it was, and would use the extremely active #1 Gay Teen Chat to his own advantage, by sending links to other various, but well known Chatzy rooms, into their main chat, and falsely advertising them as private rooms to get intimate in. Rooms such as, "Naruto/Pokemon Sex Chat"(now known as Pokemon After Dark), "Sarraqa Pokemon Village", "The Pokeball", "Catholic Chat", "One Direction Fans", etc., were spammed with thirsty names in no time. And even though the mods of those other rooms stressed out trying to ban each and every one, nobody ever knew the true culprits behind it all, that was JESUS and his loyal disciple, Bobert.

It was a fun time of enjoyment for JESUS and Bobert, but nothing lasts forever. The authorities closed down #1 Gay Teen Chat for inappropriate and pedophilic behavior, so it was up to JESUS and pals to find new places to visit. RIP.

Pokemon After Dark/The Pokeball/Sarraqa Pokemon Village
A place crawling with sex crazed furries, JESUS never spent a whole lot of time here under his well becoming name. He did, however, secretly advertise the place to chatrooms such as #1 SEX CHAT and #1 Gay Teen Chat as a place for 40 year old dads and husbands to beat their meat.

Hypnosis, Vore, and Tickle Roleplay
A chatroom linked to JESUS by his new ally, Ben Cabbage. This chat was very cringey, and infested with lonely incels who relied on online buttbuddies to keep them warm at night. It really made JESUS feel sick each time he visited this chatroom, but Ben Cabbage hired JESUS to kill the room, and JESUS never breaks his promises.

Mobs would gang on JESUS as he preached his holy gospel of truths, but this brave soul didn't back down so easily. In fact, it was during this period of time that JESUS decided that perhaps he could try recording his missions and uploading them to Youtube. So he began by creating a tester video that, surprisingly enough, became rather popular around Chatzy.

One Direction Fans
A chat fillled with the most immature, most braindead people a person will ever meet. However, such people only fueled JESUS and Bobert, and it would be a lie if JESUS said he didn't meet any like minded people he now calls friends. This room was different than any of the other rooms JESUS had visited before. The residents truly believed they were dating or even married to actual celebrities who didn't even know they existed.

JESUS spent a great deal of time in this chatroom, and quickly adapted to their ways with enough observation, learning that he could most easily steal the names of other users and fuck up relationships of people within the room.

Fandoms were strong in this room, so JESUS willfully began to use a new alias, "Draco Malfoy", because it got him attention, a thing JESUS liked very much.

When Draco wasn't ruining the lives of others, he was happily sucking off the nips of his new adopted mother. Draco and his adoptive father, Cunty, would make this a family activity for the three of them to share together.

Other activities included adopted orphans, only to ship them back to the Goodwill, shoving babies into ovens, or chucking them into the ocean. One Direction Fans was a pretty wild time for Draco, as one can obviously tell.

JESUS, a.k.a. Draco, managed to gather a few fans. A user by the name of, "Luz Villa", being the most notorious fan, and would often harass our young savior in pms. Luz was anything but shy and would post a ton of really ugly images of herself, that Draco, the brave king himself, would upload to his editor app to scribble all over. Draco added the hairiest eyebrows one could imagine to all Luz's selfies, and wrote some meaningful truths to enhance the overall quality of the images. Nothing Draco did was ever appreciated, sadly, but Draco wasn't hear for praise and praise alone.

Notably, one fan from the chat quickly recognized Draco as JESUS, from his infamous Youtube video and that made JESUS feel very proud of himself for doing God's work.

Times began to evolve in this room when JESUS met some more like minded individuals, who happen to actually be pretty well known Chatzy users. Oscarchu, Gareth, and Vendetta, just to name a few. They all seemed to click pretty quickly, and banded together to exploit the gross users in the chatroom, such as Jake Cantley. And thus, users like Jake Cantley were forever banned for inappropriate, disgusting behaviors. As it should be.

DDLG Chat
JESUS thought One Direction Fans chat was pretty bad, but nothing in the world compared to what he had to deal with next. Unlike One Direction fans, DDLG Chat was filled with a bunch of grown adults who lusted over the idea of adults pretending to be toddlers. JESUS almost vomited when he first looked up the definition and purpose of the acts of DDLG, and this was enough to fill him with the rage and anger to put justice in it's place. JESUS spent numerous hours trying to educate the arrogant, pervy residents, but it was hard to get through to anyone. Stubborn and persistent, JESUS wasn't going to back out of this one so easily.

Upon each entry, JESUS would bless the chat by erasing it clean of kink and filth. It really hurt JESUS' feelings when the users would scream and curse at him for doing good deeds like that.

JESUS and pals managed to put this chat to a close, and to this day, it still sits empty and alone.

The Death of Chatzy
Times had become rather dark, and the state of Chatzy life became crucial after numerous rooms began to come to a close, giving JESUS and pals little to work with. Only a small handful of rooms left, and within those rooms are met with tight security. But the unfortunate truth being, that Chatzy should be completely dead in the next five years, and if not...well...

That Youtube Video
Back along, during JESUS' days in the "Hynosis, Vore and Tickle RP" room, he wanted a fulfilling hobby to create videos of his journeys. He downloaded a screen recorder, and began his first video as a simple tester, that surprisingly was rather well known to the Chatzy community after it's upload to Youtube.

Unfortunately, that was the only video uploaded to that account.

Whereabouts
Like before, JESUS uses various alias'. Named, unnamed, or unknown. But I promise he is around. Somewhere....

Trivia
-They pose as a male online, but is actually female in real life.

-Became such a vigorous threat to the state of Chatzy life, so they had to retire from the trolling scene.

-However,....will still troll if there is an opportunity.

-Outside trolling, they have an interest in drawing, writing, and listening to music.

-Has actually killed several Chatzy rooms, this is true.

-However...very little know that JESUS actually killed a dozen rooms, because of the various alias'.

-Is responsible for helping contribute to the works of exploiting user, Jake Cantley, that inspired 'The Jake Cantley Skirmishes' video created by Oscarchu